| Distorted Humor 3/19/1993 chestnut colt DP: 12-6-17-0-3 DI: 2.30 CD: 0.63 | Forty Niner 1985 | Mr. Prospector 1/28/1970 | Raise A Native, 1961 | Native Dancer, 1950 |
| Raise You, 1946 | ||||
| Gold Digger, 1962 | Nashua, 1952 | |||
| Sequence, 1946 | ||||
| File 1976 | Tom Rolfe, 1962 | Ribot, 1952 | ||
| Pocahontas, 1955 | ||||
| Continue, 1958 | Double Jay, 1944 | |||
| Courtesy, 1952 | ||||
| Danzig's Beauty 1987 | Danzig 1977 | Northern Dancer, 1961 | Nearctic, 1954 | |
| Natalma, 1957 | ||||
| Pas De Nom, 1968 | Admiral's Voyage, 1959 | |||
| Petitioner, 1952 | ||||
| Sweetest Chant 1978 | Mr. Leader, 1966 | Hail To Reason, 1958 | ||
| Jolie Deja, 1954 | ||||
| Gay Sonnet, 1969 | Sailor, 1952 | |||
| Gay Rig, 1956 |
| starts | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | earnings | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1996 | 10 | 4 | 2 | 1 | $191,211 |
| 1997 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | $212,660 |
| 1998 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 1 | $366,093 |
| Total | 23 | 8 | 5 | 3 | $769,964 |
| Date | Track | Race | Finish | Horses | Misc | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2/17/1996 | Gulfstream | maiden | 1 5½ (10) | Distorted Humor, Hashid, Matthew's Slew | ||
| 3/16/1996 | Gulfstream | allowance | 4 5¾ (9) | Irish Conquest, Valid Victor, Gameel | ||
| 4/19/1996 | Keeneland | allowance | 1 2½ (11) | Distorted Humor, Saratoga Squall, King Rio | ||
| 5/25/1996 | Arlington | Sheridan Stakes | 7 15½ (8) | Storm Creek, Highway Robber, Boomerang | ||
| 6/20/1996 | Churchill Downs | allowance | 1 5 (7) | Distorted Humor, Sudden Fling, Everlasting Hope | ||
| 8/7/1996 | Saratoga | Screen King Stakes | 1 5½ (7) | Distorted Humor, Gold Fever, Stu's Choice | ||
| 8/24/1996 | Saratoga |  |
King's Bishop Stakes | 3 1½ (6) | Honour And Glory, Elusive Quality, Distorted Humor | |
| 9/15/1996 | Belmont | Jerome Handicap | 2 2½ (10) | Why Change, Distorted Humor, Diligence | ||
| 10/19/1996 | Keeneland | Fayette Stakes | 2 hd (8) | Isitingood, Distorted Humor, Strawberry Wine | ||
| 11/30/1996 | Aqueduct | NYRA Mile | 5 5 (14) | Gold Fever, Diligence, Top Account | ||
| 6/4/1997 | Churchill Downs | allowance | 2 no (6) | Wild Escapade, Distorted Humor, Full Retail | ||
| 6/21/1997 | Churchill Downs | allowance | 2 no (5) | El Amante, Distorted Humor, Criollito | ||
| 7/26/1997 | Monmouth | Salvatore Mile Handicap | 1 5½ (4) | Distorted Humor, Wild Deputy, Smooth The Loot | ||
| 8/23/1997 | Monmouth | Iselin Handicap | 3 7¾ (4) | Formal Gold, Skip Away, Distorted Humor | ||
| 9/13/1997 | Turfway | Kentucky Cup Classic | 2 1 (8) | Semoran, Distorted Humor, Coup D' Argent | ||
| 3/22/1998 | Fair Grounds | Pelleteri Handicap | 4 2 (7) | Victor Cooley, Golden Oriental, Prince Of The Mt. | ||
| 4/11/1998 | Keeneland | Commonwealth BC Stakes | 1 2 (8) | Distorted Humor, El Amante, Partner's Hero | ||
| 5/2/1998 | Churchill Downs | Churchill Downs Handicap | 1 3¼ (7) | Distorted Humor, Gold Land, El Amante | ||
| 5/25/1998 | Belmont | Metropolitan Handicap | 5 8¼ (9) | Wild Rush, Banker's Gold, Accelerator | ||
| 9/26/1998 | Belmont | Vosburgh Stakes | 6 11 (7) | Affirmed Success, Stormin Fever, Tale Of The Cat | ||
| 10/18/1998 | Keeneland | Phoenix BC Stakes | 5 8 (6) | Partner's Hero, Pyramid Peak, High Stakes Player | ||
| 11/1/1998 | Churchill Downs | Ack Ack Handicap | 1 1¾ (6) | Distorted Humor, Crafty Friend, Chindi | ||
| 11/28/1998 | Aqueduct | Cigar Mile | 3 2 (8) | Sir Bear, Affirmed Success, Distorted Humor |